If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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