i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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