there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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