I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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