i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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