Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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