I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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