should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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