We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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