wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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