you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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