I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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