My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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