How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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