i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He better not be in your backpack
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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