He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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