no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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