Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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