Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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