she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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