R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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