Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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