Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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