I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
