we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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