I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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