We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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