yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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