And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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