White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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