I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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