Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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