so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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