suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
