We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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