Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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