Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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