Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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