windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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