Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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