just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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