Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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