is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
