Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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