Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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