I forgot how hot balto sounded
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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