you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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