what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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