Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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