Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize