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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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