Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We need a shit load of segways right now
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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