Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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