what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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