Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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