you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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