did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
